26.06.08 - My god do I ever have to pee right now!

That's not a joke. I really do. But before the urge to urinate came upon me, I had already remote desktop'd to my desktop computer, with the intention of doing a little site update. So here I am, holding it in, likely damaging my bladder in the process, to bring you an update. If that's not dedication (which it isn't), then I don't know what is (I really don't, please guide me).

Alright so there's a new picture up in the picture section. It doesn't follow the same format as they generally do, but I saw it and thought it was pretty funny. If you can't see the humour in it, then you probably shouldn't have the internet. I'm kidding. You're probably just an idiot. ANYWAYS. Cottage this weekend. Pretty pumped. Hopefully the weather is cooperative and it doesn't just rain the entire time. Although, I suppose even if it does, I'll just have to get my drink on inside... I can handle that. Bugs suck anyways. (I love being outdoors, just looking for a positive here really.)

So I'm thinking more of you should become involved with this website. Alot of you read it, checking out the new pics or whatever random mass of words I end up putting up here (yeah I know, you're here for the pictures, and maybe to see what the weather is today). But for real, you can submit funny pictures, rants about stuff, or anything that you'd like me to post for you, and I'll probably be cool with that. I don't know, just a thought. This website is here for you as much as it is for me. I think it would be cool to have a bunch of people collectively putting their thoughts/ideas or whatever in one place!

So yeah, about that having to pee thing, I'm running out of buffer zone here so I'm going to go take care of that. You're welcome. Talk to you soon.

-Chris

25.06.08 - Check this out bitches!

I found this picture with Stumble.. It's pretty funny. That will be all

-Chris

23.06.08 - Gabba gabba hey! I actually saw that on a licence plate today... haha

No, I'm not kidding. I really did. That's downtown hamilton today. Pretty much the coolest license plate cover thing I've ever seen. Ramones are pretty much awesome. Anyways, Firefox 3 is definately worth the download. I've been playing with it all week, and aside from being insanely fast with loading webpage content, it's been supremely reliable and the add-ons are just wayy too much fun. StumbleUpon has been the focus of most of my week so far. Ever since Saturday afternoon, I just can't stop hitting that button. Random webpages relative to pre-set parameters is the best thing since sliced bread. Want an example of it's awesomeness? Here. How else would I have found that? :P It's so fun. Also, the Better GMAIL2 add-on is pretty cool too... It allows you to skin gmail! It does some other stuff too, but you'll have to get it to find out. Click here for an example of how it looks.

Anyways, almost half-way thru this week, woo. C'mon cottage! I'm leaving on Saturday and won't be back until Tuesday evening probably, so don't expect any updates or anything. If you need to get ahold of me, I'll have my mobile, but I can't guarantee it will work at the cottage. Texting is the way to go, it'll come thru whenever it can.

I'm going to go read some web comics and then probably play with Firefox some more. Take it easy.

-Chris

20.06.08 #2 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY GABE!! EVERYONE WISH GABE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! DO IT!!!!!!!

This update is strictly to wish my good friend Gabe a happy birthday today! Let's hope 24 is better than 23 was for you man! You'll find what you're looking for! Happy fucking birthday!! Make sure you do some of this tonight too...


Get your drink on hard brah!

That's it from me, much respect to you man! Enjoy your birthday, and if you're getting wasted, fucking let me know cause i'm down for that!

-Chris

20.06.08 - OMFG it's 5:30am... That is no good!

So it just took me a half hour to troubleshoot putting that damn weather thing up on here... it's over there----->
see it? Yeah. Fucking iframes... that's all I gotta say. So I have an exam in like... 8.5 hours. Cool. I should get a little sleep at least. I really don't care. I'll ace this bitch with my eyes closed using YOUR brain... that's right. Wow I'm tired. I should not be awake. P's yo.

-Chris

19.06.08 - It's actually still Wednesday as far as I'm concerned, but I'm kicking it technical

Kicking it technical? wow. I don't even think that makes sense really... Oh well. I like it. So umm yeah, not really an eventful week so far for me. I think all I'm going to do here tonight is go over the highlights so far from this week, it really shouldn't take long.

Okay so that last one really needs some clearing up. Believe me, you'll love this. A friend of mine got an e-mail at his work today from the HR department of his company. It was as follows...

E-mail Message

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training INSTEAD OF:You don't know what the fuck you're doing.
2) TRY SAYING: She's an agressive go-getter INSTEAD OF: She's a fucking bitch.
3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?
4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.
5) TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me!
6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.
7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.
8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?!
9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure that can be implemented INSTEAD OF: That shit won't work!
10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that INSTEAD OF: Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner?
11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar wth the issues INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass.
12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.
13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass
14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary
15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass
16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge INSTEAD OF: This fucking job sucks.
17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the fuck died and made you boss?
18) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive INSTEAD OF: He's a prick.

Thank you,

Human Resources.

And, sadly enough, that sums up my week so far. Stay tuned for another episode of whatever the hell you consider this.

-Chris
P.S. Fuck I love bullets.

17.06.08 - And we're back...

Just a quick note here, as I'm pretty busy right now. The site experienced some downtime the last couple of days, and until today I was too busy to troubleshoot it. What happened was I turned my computer off one night, and when it came back on, my router decided to give it a different IP... when it's set to static IP addressing... so who knows what caused that. Anyways, all is well now. Site's back up, and I'll try to keep it that way. Peace out peeps!

-Chris

06.06.08 - Summertime, and the livin's easy...

Hey everyone! Hope your summers are all off to a good start, and for those who haven't had a great start, hope it picks up for you soon! Anyways, let's get down to business, shall we?

I have a few things worth mentioning as of right now. I want to start with my new birthday plans. Since my birthday is in the dead of winter, and so close to Christmas/New Years, it's never really been that great. I am not a winter person, and I've come up with a solution. From now on, my unofficial birthday is June 27th. So the time of month will remain the same, but starting this year, I will celebrate it in June instead of January. So mark all of your calendars to reflect this new change! I will try and have some sort of gathering somewhere to celebrate with all of you (and many others I hope!). So yeah, June 27th. Booya.
In other news, there will be some changes made to the site shortly, including an all new feature, as well as a new rant. So keep your eyes open for that as well!
Okay and the last thing I wanted to talk about, was an idea. And I want ALL OF YOU to participate in this one! What I would like to do, is make the ultimate summer CD, something with alot of great summer tracks on it. So what I am asking of you is simple, if you could just e-mail me one or two of your favorite all time summer(ish) song titles. I will be compiling a list online here so everyone can see what is already included once this takes off and I get some submissions, and everyone who partakes will also get a free copy of the finished product if they would like one. I want this to be a CD everyone can enjoy, so I need all of you to give me your ideas so that it will be special for everyone!

With that said, I'd like everyone to have a fun and safe weekend (ie; get piss drunk but make your not as drunk friend drive you home) and hopefully I'll see some of you this weekend! Take care people, and remember to submit some songs! P-sout!

-Chris