31.05.08 - hoooooooooooly piss
Ok so beer is still my brest friend. And my homies. I ate a bunch of mcdonalds at 430 am. tha tis awesome. i love mcdonalds. so i have hiccups. fack. it makes mr. mouse jump all over the place when i'm trying to clickify some linkages. dang. anyways, taras was awesome. tara, thanks for the good times, and happy 25 nigga!
in other news, drew says that's too much words, and i say sleepy nao bai bai! i tired and drunk as fack. damn 5:13am. i h8 ur fase!
-Chris
30.05.08 - NnnnnnnI Hate Ur Faseeeee (robots are awesome!)
Time for another update! I am thinking I will get a little point form action going on in this one, because I mean, who doesn't like point form? It's easy to read, simple to follow, and takes way less administrative effort! Booya! Okay, so, plans for this weekend are as follows:
-Going to Tara's party tonight
-Getting retardedly drunk (and likely puking! why not?)
-Passing out in garden, ditch, someones floor, a couch, or maybe even in a doghouse (if i can find an actual doghouse, hey i'll try anything once)
-Tomorrow night is going to m brothers in guelph, repeat fridays plan, swap out doghouse for dining room table
-Sunday is some sort of dinner here, where I also hope to get intoxicated and such with the famma-jamma
Okay that's enough point form for one update. I don't even know why i'm here typing this. Nobody reads it or really gives a damn, but i do suppose its one way to waste a few minutes and catch up with one of your (assumed) friends!
On the scholastic front, things are going well, grades are high, morale is low. As all networking classes should be. Burning thru tests/exams with 85%+ so I am doing something right
I'm going to go check some e-mail or something. P's out homeslices.
-Chris
23.05.08 - It Ain't Nothin' But a G Thanggg
Alright so I have that song stuck in my head. Pretty much the best song evar (not really). So i ended up with a 88% on my career management course, which should have been an impossible mark for me to end up with. Why, you ask? Well, lets do the math, shall we?
You take 40% of my total mark which was attendance - split that up over the 5 days I had that class, and we're left with 8%/day right? Okay well I took one of those days off, leaving me with a highest possible mark of 92%. Then, we need to subtract the 10% for the big assignment I decided not to do/hand in. THAT ALONE, assuming I got perfect on everything else, leaves me with a top score of 82%... Apparently she's no math teacher that's for sure. And while we're on the topic of marks, I got a 97% on my server2003 midterm today. Crunk'n'cram is the way to go!
Yes, I know i've been lazy with updating this site. I apologize to the maybe 3 or 4 people who frequent it. I will do my best to keep new content coming and at least, if nothing else, giving you a silly picture to laugh at and forget about ten minutes later. You have my deepest of apologies. I will try not to act such a fool on your bad selves. Whatever.
So it's the weekend now, what's going on? Drop me a line and let me know what you're upto! Give me a call if you have my number and let's do something! I am planfree this weekend I THINK so I should be up for anything!
Okay, I'm done for now. Check the pic area for a new one, and I hope everyone HAD a good may 2-4 weekend and HAS a good weekend this weekend too! p-sout!
-Chris
09.05.08 - Finally done that stupid "Career Management" bullshit
Man, that was the worst class I had ever had the displeasure of being a part of. It's not that it was hard, or challenging, or even that it made me learn something (it didn't). It was just... so lame. According to that class, if you want to get a job, you need to make a resume. Did you get that? Make a resume. Incase none of you knew the correct procedure to land yourself a job, it's by making a resume. I tried to spice up the class a bit by asking questions like "well, once we make the resume, then what? once we make it we have a job? i don't want a job making resumes!", and just generally trying to be as annoying as I possibly could. I think i did a good job driving that woman crazy. I feel accomplished.
I have something I wanna show you guys that I think is pretty neat. Whenever I'm out driving around or whatever, you can track me via the GPS chip in my cell phone (provided I have the application turned on and such, which is usually the case). This website will show you where I am and how fast I'm moving and everything, it's pretty cool. Check that out here. It'll ask for a login/password; which is chrispipe/password respectively. Check it out if you want!
In other news, I'm not sure what is going on tonight, but tomorrow I shall be heading out to Girlinton to attend Matt's Awesomely Amazing Splen-tastic Burrito Buffet Extravaganza, which should be cool, because honestly, burritos are fucking awesome. And on Sunday night, I'll be heading out to Dover to hit up Erie Beach Hotel, for some tasty eats there for Mother's Day. So yeah, if you like your mom, be nice to her for a day, you ungrateful bastards.
Alright I'm gunna go get something to eat. I'm hungry. Come make me food.
-Chris
05.05.08 - Random Update, why not?
Hey everyone! How are you all? Good? Not good? Whatever. Anyways. I started my "Career Management" course today in school. Wow. Lame. Easy. Waste of 100km/day's worth of gas driving to hamilton for it. Oh well. It's an easy GPA boost I suppose haha.
In other news, I created my first official HTC Touch firmware ROM today. It's actually running very well. Stable. Quick. Responsive. I'm impressed with myself. If anyone has a Touch, and wants to try it out, you can pick up the rom here. And if you're not sure what to do with an NBH file (not sure how to flash your device with new firmware, that is) I will happily do it for you. If you DO decide to flash to my firmware, make sure your device is unlocked with the newest unlocker from ImCokeMan on the forums, and that you also have the 3.* version of the radio installed. I can't guarantee it'll work without those. It probably won't. Use my software at your own risk, blah blah. You break it you bought it. Not my problem. How's that for a fucking disclaimer? haha
Anyways, that's really all I had to say. Been a very slow day. I don't even wanna talk about the weekend. But the BUCK AND DOE was lots of fun. Thanks to Danielle for inviting me/letting me know it was happening, and to everyone else for showing up and making it such a good time. Ok i'm outta here. P-sout.
-Chris
02.05.08 - Contest Winner!
After (kinda) carefully (not really) reviewing all of the submissions, I have decided on a winner for the picture contest thing. Sean Misener wins. The rest of you all lose. Hah. No gift card for you. Anyways, here's the winning image (with caption), and if you think yours was better than this one, then you should make your own contest and maybe you'll win that. But probably not, because Sean Misener will still beat you.
Better luck to everyone else next time. They weren't all horrible, I'm just being an ass. See ya!
-Chris
02.05.08 - Quick update
Just a few things to say really. I'll try to keep this short. I managed to do well on my exam today. Didn't fail, or even come close to it, which is good times. So that's out of the way. Next week, it's career management (lolsauce) and then i'm onto AFTERNOON CLASSES fuck you 6am. Hurray for me Billy, hurray for me.
In regards to the contest; at the time of this writing you have exactly 6 hours left to submit your captions! So come on, get it in! I've gotten a few more in the last day or so, but you still have good enough odds of winning the Tim Horton's gift card! HURRY YOU MUST DO IT NOW! TO THE CHOPPA! uhh. yeah. Alright that's enough for me. I'll be back later tonight (or in the morning if I get occupied with something) and we'll have a winner for the contest. Everyone have a killer weekend!
-Chris
01.05.08 - Welcome to May, or something. OH! And contest updates!
Okay, so it's May now. And it's still pretty chilly outside. It does seem to be getting a little nicer though, which is good. I'm not too much of a fan of cold, or the rain we're supposed to be getting this weekend. Fack. Oh well. So I put up a link section today, as people were requesting I link them and such, so if anyone has a site that is needing a little bit of advertisement, send me an e-mail or whatever, and if you've got an image I can use to link, cool. If not, well we can work something out I'm sure. I might add a new rant in a bit too, I'm feeling the need to expel some fury on deaf ears. What a better place to do that than the interweb? Exactly.
Now as far as the contest goes, I've gotten a few captions so far, but not nearly enough! I think there has been something like 8 submissions so far. Which means if you submit one, you have a good chance of winning! And as an incentive, I've added a prize. That's right. I went all out. I broke the bank. Not really. The winner of the contest WILL however receive a giftcard from Tim Hortons though. One of those TimCard cards. You know what I'm talking about right? If you don't, then you probably don't deserve to win. And probably can't read or write, so what are you doing here in the first place? (i told you i needed to rant.) So yes, enter the contest, make it funny as hell (it's in the rules) and walk away with free coffee and/or donuts or whatever. I'm totally rambling here. Many short sentences. I guess I'm done. That's all for the update. Go to hell. :P
-Chris
edit: Okay so fuck studying. I just skimmed through the textbook, and decided that I think I am pretty comfortable with most of the concepts. Most. Hah. Man I'm fucked.
p.s. I totally updated the rant, and pic-a-day section. Booya
-Same Ol' G